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25 Signs that you are online too much...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

    2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud. (LOL -
    laugh out loud)

    3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.

    4. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can order pizza.

    5. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.

    6. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.

    7. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.

    8. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word "i" should
    be capitalized.

    9. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by

    10. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.

    11. You stop speaking in full sentences.

    12. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete

    13. You stop typing whole words and use things like people, dunno and lemme.

    14. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

    15. You double click your TV remote.

    16. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep
    instead of talking... allegedly

    17. You dream in "text."

    18. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to
    your own.

    19. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own
    profile to see who you are.

    20. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the
    same time.

    21. You type faster than you think.

    22. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

    23. When someone asks, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"

    24. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.

    25. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
  2. What actually talk to a human being, are you nuts? I just order mine over the Net.

  3. Heh, I still use my mobile for pizza. Speaking of which, I moved out of Kew in June 2003. I moved into Alphington (next suburb) last week and even with my shocking memory I was able to recall the number of La Porchetta in Kew yesterday!
  4. 11 is sadely true. I now have to stop and think about what I write, just to check if it is a complete sentence.

    And I have chastise myself for useing the word and at the begining of a sentence.

    But that is ok. Oh wait, thats wrong too!
  5. on-line? you mean there's an OFF-line???
  6. I don't think "cock" as in "cock your head" counts as expletive or offensive.

    Having said that, I can identify with at least 3/4 of that list. *cocks head, grins* :)
  7. HEY, you're way to young to remember Milton the Monster!!!
  8. OK, I see.
    The forum server has a "nana" subroutine that automatically washes our mouths out with soap.
  9. The original screenings, yes. But like all good shows it has been repeated. Probably more than once.
  10. ...ah crap...

    You know you have been playing too much RPGs when you walk in a park and think "what beautifully rendered trees!"
    (naturally they put you in handcuffs to make you go for a walk to begin with)
  11. or better yet...
    the 26th sign you are online too much ...when you've started this thread.
  12. they forgot number 26.your screen name is hornet600.
  13. 27. You reply twice in a row in the same thread...
  14. 28. you already know youre a geek so doing geeky things doesnt faze you.
  15. that's just sticks and stones rehashed.
  16. hey eswen, can you translate your sig for those of us who dont have a clue about text talk.
  17. Yes there is, not that you'd ever find out :p

    It's getting to the stage where I can solve most IT problems myself (Turn Laptop off and start it up again and only call the hinderance desk if that doesn't solve the problem.

    Mind you most of them have a sense of humour when I ask "How's the weather in India today" and they reply "I'm in Sydney & it's better here than in Melbourne".
  18. 1+3+3+7 (short for elite) = 14
    so anyone who speaks 1337 is 14! 0r n33d5 70 g37 |41d. ( or needs to get laid)
    (1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 u r34||y n33d t0 g37 |41d.)
    (If you can read his you really need to get laid)

    That last part is wrong :)
  19. heheheheheheheheh caught you! youre a total geek :D