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21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Dec 23, 2005.

  1. 1. I prefer breasts to legs

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5. I've never seen a better spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people
    at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you put it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still
    want more!

    21. I do like a good stuffing.
  2. LoL!

    I thought it was against the law for dolphins to think these thoughts!?

    Flipper ya funny bugger!

  3. 22. Squirt some gravy all over my breasts.
  4. How about
    'Come and Get it boys!'
  5. ROFLOL...
    *Any or all of the above comments may be placed in porno's as cheesy one liners right before the lights go down.