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10 things men know about women

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Ktulu, Sep 13, 2007.

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  2. That covers about everything I know about women. :wink:
     
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  3. there is this other thing they got... :LOL:
     
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  4. joel wrote

    yeah, you forgot the poo poo hole :LOL:
     
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  5. 1:Evil
    2:vindictive
    3:Cruel
    4:Manipulating
    5:Sadistic

    That's what the first five should have been! :rofl:

    Regards, Andrew.
     
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  6. andrew wrote

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    ha ha! lol!


    how about;

    shoe fanatic

    spending fanatic

    fanatic fanatic

    and

    PMS <now there's something men should know about woman!

    cheers :cool:
     
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  7. I try and avoid this one :LOL:
     
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  8. wedge wrote

    onya matie!

    my boyfriends new my cycle better than i did. for instance 'are you sure you want to go camping next tuesday? you're going to be in the 2nd day of your menstral cycle"

    :LOL: :LOL:


    just so you know, even the worst of us pms suffer'rs [yeah, men suffer too] can get on top of it very easily. i made an agreement with an ex that worked very well.

    step 1

    woman makes mental not to herself during time of sanity "when bf says 'you have pms', respect it, believe it, and deal with it'.

    step 2

    woman gets upset cause bf is showing signs of disinterest. bf says 'u have pms' woman says 'oh thankyou, this makes sense now. i feel much better, sorry.'

    pms is a chemical thing but maturity can over run its force very easy by use of step one.

    cheers :cool:
     
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  9. Where's "completely f*cked in the head" on the top 10 list?
     
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  10. :popcorn:






    +1 tho... :bolt:
     
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  11. :rofl:

    tact, your middle name is joseph and you're in for a f*cking good kicking tonight.
     
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  12. Thats singular as in shoe rather than shoes....



    ;)
     
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  13. nah, im not one of those shoe loving idot woman :LOL: good call tho!


    DT wrote
    it's inbetween 'shoe fanatic' and 'uses sex as a weopon'

    im immune. beating the NSW chess champion [male] and having 1 foot puts me further away from the epitome of the typical woman.

    i know what you guys go through and there are times im so glad im not a fella. phew!
     
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  14. Yeah, its pretty rough having to drink beer and watch tv :cool:
     
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  15. Dont forget the scratching your nuts. No man can do without that. Thats even more important than the beer.


    (Probably cos if we didnt have nuts we would probably drink wine)
     
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  16. Stump, in your next life, come back as a bloke. See how you go then. It's not so bad.
     
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  17. lol @ roger

    ok matey, and u spend a year at plc pymble
     
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  18. Yep, it's a deal
     
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  19. how did i neglect to see that coming? :LOL:

    ok mate, how about this, if guys were into to more than tits and arse then

    doesnt get a mention does it?

    that wouldnt satisfy me at all, i hope, if i do come back as i guy,that it never will.

    cheers :cool:
     
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  20. The best thing about blokedom, is that you don't wear makeup, and there are urinals everywhere that you look. In my next life, I will be back as a bloke, at plc if you insist.
     
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