taken from supermoto junkie 1. We have more fun at speeds under 75mph then a liter bike could ever dream of. 2. Name another type of bike that when your sitting in traffic and you see an open field you can tear across the field and find a short cut. 3. When you're riding with other types of bikes they slow down at inclined rail road tracks and they look at you like you're crazy when you go WOT at the first sight of the thing seeing "how much air you can get this time" 4. It usually looks better dirty then clean 5. Sport bikes laugh at you when you ask them if they wanna go for a ride to find some twisties then you can laugh back when you're waiting 5 minutes for them at the end. 6. You get asked how much horsepower your bike has and you reply (insert number under 50 here) and get laughed at then they wonder how the dirtbike with funny looking tires is passing them on the OUTSIDE 7. Do i even need to mention the Hooligan factor, stoppies, wheelies, finding anything to jump, driving down sidewalks, etc. 8. You can low side your bike and all you have is a broken lever and broken ego 9. You can high side your bike and all you have is a broken lever and a compound fracture in your leg 10. Have you ever seen the look on a sport bike guys face when you say "I wanna make a quick run down this fire road"? feel free to add in anything i forgot Did i mention that we can jump stuff? 11. When you bump it, and it falls over on top of your lawnmower, you don't damage $2500.00 worth of bodywork. 12. Potholes are a joke instead of rimbending nightmares. 13. Kickstarting a street bike is cool 14. Its fun to get the rear end loose on the street, not a pucker moment as if you were on a sport bike 15 passing someone on the latest sports bike, then when they come over when you are parked up looking at the motard saying to them " its not bad for an 8yr old dirt bike" 16 Pullin power wheelies out of every tight corner is just freakin cool. 17 Getting the thumbs up/waves from high school girls and hot chicks while in traffic, then seeing the look on their face when you lift your visor at a the lights and they see someone as old as their grandfather. 18 How your pipe is just about face level with car drivers... can you hear me now??? 19 havin cops pull you over and sayin "uh... so what's with the tires???" 20 Roundabouts become overabouts. 21 Arriving at traffic lights on one wheel, then leaving on the other 22 People ask "Is that a dirt bike or a streetbike?"......You answer "yes"