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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by rc36, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. Three guys are sitting in a bar.

    The first bloke says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0
    to 100 in 6 seconds".

    The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals, "I bought her a nice Porsche".

    The second guy says: "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to
    100 in 4 seconds".

    One of the others, who knows his cars, answers, "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"



    "Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"

    The third one says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds."

    "THAT CANT BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"

    "Well - it's not a car," he answers.

    Can you guess what it was he bought her?

    http://www.members.iinet.net.au/~vfr750/MyBikePics/0-100.JPG
     
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  2. That's why I asked where my post had gone.

    I did a search and everything and there was no sign of it.

    Just looked again just now so that I didn't post it twice...

    Weird...
     
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  3. Damn! I thought it was going to be a 'busa.
     
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