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Who needs viagra when you have a BMW...

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by Spocky, Apr 30, 2012.

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    Spocky
    Yeehaw

    Spocky Dr G Premium Member

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    madrush28

    madrush28 Member

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    I can just imagine the design engineers trying to decide who is going to do the erection test, lol
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    NSSherlock
    No Mood

    NSSherlock Premium Member

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    Blah, No case to answer. He was wearing Hornee Jeans!
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    powerd

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    Acually, I think he has psychiatric problems. Or he is just a money-grabbing charlatan.

    Everyone knows that a BMW seat could NEVER cause an erection.

    Mind you, I have had to walk rather awkwardly ever since I saw that Ducati Diavel and a Panigale together.

    Ooh, to get those two back to my garage:woot:..........!!
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    lockie

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    hahaha just came on here to post this...

    Wonder if BMW's sales will go up as well?
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    joetdm

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    Maybe AMI should be selling beemers...:lol:
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    His ride was so uneventful he was bored stiff
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    He reckons he got shafted by bmw
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    He found the going all too hard
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    He thinks the company stiffed him
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    BMW after the court case said "no hard feelings"
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    But this case is not out of the woods yet
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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    his hopes were up
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    DisgruntledDog

    DisgruntledDog Born Again Atheist Premium Member

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    smee
    Curious

    smee MODERATOR: Devil's Advocate Moderator

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    Boner
    M
    otor
    W
    orks
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    spenaroo

    spenaroo "The Tank Humper" Premium Member

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    it was a long and hard day on the bike
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    Blaise
    Innocent

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    Would be a good chuckle to see his sick leave forms... "Henry couldn't attend work yesterday due to a persistent boner brought on by an unnatural fetish with his motorbike."

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